Yes, that’s right, lose up to a pound in one hour. No diets. No exercise. How can this be, you ask? And why is she talking about what is obviously a fad diet when she always goes on and on about how much she hates them?
Because this is not a diet. The easy way to lose up to a pound in one hour?
A hair cut. Preferably a radical one. Like chopping off 5 inches of hair in one go.
I have, for the first time since I was in kindergarten, got short hair. Me, who has always had longish hair – either shoulder length or longer – for as long as I can remember. I have short hair. I’m still getting used to it but I’m sure a lot of tomorrow’s weight will be attributed to a lack of 5 inches of hair.
This is ever so slightly frightening. I watched the hair fall onto the floor and tried not to regret. I mean, I’m excited but still getting used to this short hair thing. The front is still technically long enough to pull into a low pony tail but something tells me it’s the kind of pony tail that’s going to fall out in 5 minutes. I can pull it back into a clip, so that might be the way to work out. It’s a bit of a shock.
But it’s a quick cure when you’re bored with what you see in the mirror. Trust me on that!